The Worm — January 2026

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THE WORM

January 2026

the good, the bad, the ugly, the mad.

vocabulary booster.

music & sports.

funny internet stuff.

life & love.

THE GOOD

Mississippi achieves record reading scores! Extra impressive to do so in a time where getting kids to read is increasingly more difficult.

THE BAD

The Trump administration, particularly under EPA Administrator Lee Zeldin and with influence from figures like Elon Musk, significantly dismantled or weakened the Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) by eliminating the Office of Research and Development, the Office of Environmental Justice (OEJ), and the Greenhouse Gas Reduction Fund, while slashing budgets and rescinding regulations. These actions aimed to reduce regulatory burdens, particularly for industries like oil, mining, and agriculture, leading to the removal of scientific assessments, axing programs supporting environmental justice, and halting climate-related research, which critics argued would harm public health and communities

THE MAD

Denmark Zoo asked patrons to donate their pets...

to become tiger food.

THE UGLY

What’s ugly is that these protests are necessary.

F&#% I.C.E.

THE WORD

puerile

\ ˈpjurəl \ (adjective)

1. displaying or suggesting a lack of maturity

2. of or characteristic of a child

I wish I still had the puerile naiveté about people and the world that I had in my youth.

MUSIC ( global )

Gorillaz

ft. Bizarrap, Kara Jackson, Anoushka Shankar

“Orange County”

MUSIC ( local )

The Modbeats

“Summertime Blues”

SPORTS ( local )

The Eagles lost a playoff game they had no business losing.

They did so in a predictable fashion that the whole fanbase saw coming.

Changes had to be made and Offensive Coordinator Kevin Patullo has been shown the door. But further changes and some soul-searching remains for the rest of the squad.

SPORTS ( global )

AFCON final ends in dramatic, chaotic fashion with a controversial penalty, a near 20 minute delay before the final moment of regular time and a full-team Sengalese exit, and their return to defeat Morrocco in extra time..

LIFE

Don’t go broke pretending to be rich.

LOVE

Keep it simple.

In the wise words of Stephen Stills:

Love the one you’re with.

QUOTE

“Life is like riding a bicycle.

To keep your balance, you must keep moving.”

— Albert Einstein

Kevin Chevalier

Writer, Editor, washed hooper and Philly music fan that thrives in creative chaos.

Teacher/Educator at West Philly HS and UPenn Netter Center.

West resident. Temple grad. Delco’s home.

https://thecityroot.com
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